May 2011
185 posts
My collection of tumblr faces.
Yes, you should reblog this for future reference.
I NEED THIS ON MY BLOG
EVERYONE NEEDS THIS
A 3 month pregnant woman falls into a deep coma. 6 months later, she awakes and asks the doctor about her baby.
- Doctor: You had twins, a boy and a girl, and they are both fine. Luckily, your brother named them for you.
- Woman: Oh no, not my brother! He's an idiot! What did he name the girl?
- Doctor: Denise.
- Woman: Well it isn't so bad, and what did he call the boy?
- Doctor: Denephew.
When people write fuck like this: f**k
Dude, relax. It’s the internet
People on Tumblr are too easily amused...
…now stare at this gif for an hour.
Submitted by realitystolemyunicorn
Featured on 10Knotes, the 10,000 notes blog.
Dear future husband,
When you propose to me, please don’t put the ring in my food because I guarantee I will eat that shit.
When you're looking at yourself alone in the mirror and you start to do weird shit like
